-- !!!!!WANTED!!!!! --

We, The Brackett Bros, are committed to the constant fight against crime in the dorms. A serious incident has come to our attention (see comment 3) and we are taking precautions to combat the criminal responsible. Please take a close look at the "bro" in the following wanted poster and let us know if you are aware of his location so that proper sanctions can be implemented. Thanks much.

Sincerely,
The Brackett Bros